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This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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The Gardener is a construct of the God Garden, a space ship that satellites the Earth. It's a refuge for people like me who have been experimented on, or generally goes against nature. It also houses black science, short for black market science, technology created by people who try to play god and lose.

Some of the science got loose and Dickie and I were on opposite sides tracking it all down. The last piece we needed to collect was at a concert in Tel Aviv. Dickie and I wanted to go get it and save everyone there. Gardener wanted them all to die so the world could see what black science was capable of and discourage further use. She was right, I knew she was right. Probability-wise, she was absolutely right. But we weren't going to let that happen.

That should answer them.

I see you've been taught the word bisexual

I'm pretty sure PETA would have something to say about you fighting an actual bear

Why not start small and wrestle a hedgehog?

Dick taught me that one

Wow, no!
First off: Fuck you!
Second: They are too cute to wrestle

Did he now?

They're tiny pincushions.

Yeah
Everyone's in play to sleep with
Talk about convenient!

With cute little faces!
No, I'm not wrestling a hedgehog, you monster

And here I am being super picky and only going after guys

Well I happen to think bears have cute little faces
Does that make you a monster for wanting to wrestle one?

I'd dare say selfish even
You should stop that

THEY DO NOT HAVE CUTE FACES OH MY GOD
Stop texting
Right now

Look at that face Bucky
You want to punch that face
You're the monster

Well now I didn't know you meant that kind!
Be more specific!
And I'd clearly wrestle an adult
They are less cute

That... actually pretty much covers it, yeah. You're really good at Q&A!

Am I really a twink?

[Now he sends a picture of a close-up of a man with a well-trimmed beard hiding a baby face.]

Oh I don't know
Still pretty cute

You are
so
WEIRD >;(

Shit that was supposed to be without winking!

I tried the whole covert thing for a little bit. Didn't like it much. The job was interesting, but the payoff wasn't worth it. I decided that when it comes to my life, the one I have now, I've got nothing to hide.