Date: 2016-10-17 11:22 pm (UTC)
mischiefsmith: (pic#10681765)
Me, the hero of this story? [Now you've got him all excited.] Hm...well it doesn't happen often, so I'll take it! The sausage hero, meat warrior, the wiener master! No...no, none of them work.

[A moniker will not be in this particular story.]

What is a man without his castle? Can't a man have his space, M? I promise not to encroach any more on your shtick than this.

[He promises nothing.]

Well hot sausage is preferable to cold in my humble opinion, so yes. If that is your wish.
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