Well then, in that case I most definitely meant "young hero" in the narrative sense. As in "...And then our dashing young hero slayed the dragon."

[The nuances of interacting with other people might still elude him in certain aspects, but one where he needs no refresher is "never insult the person making your food."]

I'm the Midnighter. I don't trip over things.

[See now after he went out of his way not to insult you, you have to go and insult him. That's hardly polite.]