And what portrait do these tabloids back home paint of dear Bruce Wayne?

[Loki doesn't judge, in fact, opposite of where they are eating there is a wall of books. They are neatly shelved, but among those books are comics.

He's not against whimsical.]

Thank you. Theatrics is part of the dining experience. [He says as he stabs a sausage with his fork and takes a bite out of one end. Chew. Swallow] The eating part is satisfactorily inelegant.