You know, they say if your refrigerator talks to you that you have bigger problems than just your fridge getting angry. Luckily for you I'm not much of a "they."

[He follows Loki's finger down to the picture of the snake. No one can accuse him of living a boring life, that's for sure.]

And what's its purpose? To protect the tree... or is the tree protecting everything else from your kid?

[Oh you just had to ask that, now didn't you? M smirks.]

Well, you're just going to have to do them for me to judge for myself, now won't I? On the matter of your phallic sausages... an A.