Never went to school, but my way of "men-only" seems to be doing a wonderful job of keeping me childless.

[That... might have been an explanation but if it was again M misses it. Okay so they're twins from some sort of book. Do the twins dress the same? Why is pop culture so annoying?]

I'm happiest when I'm breaking every bone in another man's body.

[He follows that up with a sip of wine. This is a normal thing talked about at the dinner table, right?]