Probably a good thing that you are a mortal, having man-bits isn't always fool proof depending on the pantheon.

[Let's see if Loki can disturb you before the evening ends.]

You're bringing the entertainment next time--you break bones, I'll watch. It's always more fun when it's not happening to you anyway.

[And Loki has no problem shoveling down sauerkraut as if they weren't talking about beating someone senseless.]