Oh, no, I'd do it for the morbid curiosity factor. At full tilt I'm not quite the same as I am, it would take a lot to really hurt me...as I am now...well.

[And yes, Loki would take a headbutt just for the lulz, but as he is? There is no room for doubt that M would hurt him.]

Fairly does leave room for doubt.

[Loki's relationship advice is bad and given that he's pretty inadequate at his own relationships, particularly with his brother...scared, in fact he's really not given to long, preachy bits of advice.

Besides, there is a brutal sausage duel unfolding in front of them and once little god Apollo unstuck his head he lifted both the sausage and M's Apollo off of the table before tossing both into Loki's sauerkraut.]

I was done with that anyway. [Loki's whining goes completely ignored as M's Apollo shanghai's another of Loki's sausages, a larger one this time, and away he goes.] What is this fascination with my plate anyway? There's another one. Over there!

[M has a plate too! But yet again, Loki goes completely ignored as the great sausage duel continues.]