How about a guy who straps a pair of wings on his back and a spiky helmet on his head and calls himself Hawkman? He doesn't even bother with a shirt. We also have a guy who watched too many Robin Hood movies as a kid so he more or less dresses up like the guy and calls himself "Green Arrow."

Oh, I've got one. We've got a guy who more or less only does the "superhero" gig to sell ads, and for some reason he calls himself Booster Gold.