Oh - no, no, not like that. They're kids, but not my kids. I love 'em, though!

[ He admits to that part with thoughtless cheer because - well, it's true. Why not say it? They're a pain in the ass sometimes (Angus more than Tina; that brat doesn't know when to quit) but he adores them more than life itself. ]

Okay. Tell me about your mischief. I'm all ears.