heliophilic: M- (Your wit's twice as deadly as your oil)
ʍ 🌙 ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ([personal profile] heliophilic) wrote 2018-12-03 02:11 am (UTC)

[In about a half hour, M shows up to the very vaguely-described hospital with a cloth bag. Inside are several DVDS, among them:

- The Princess Bride (he was assured this was a classic)
- The Three Musketeers (the one he was told "doesn't suck")
- The Mark of Zorro (if only M knew the irony)
- Joan (a recent release following Joan of Arc's fight against the English army, without the depressing burning at the stake parts and lots of fictionalized action)
and
- 150 (an all-female 300, only with less sexism and no homosexual undertones, because these filmmakers aren't cowards, so it's all overtones. He was assured it was very gay.)
]

If you have a TV in here, great. If not, we can see if I can't sweet-talk one of the nurses into letting me borrow you.

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