[It takes every ounce of his (considerably small) tact not to burst out laughing when the kid actually starts handing in his sexual resume.
Instead, he deadpans:]
Wow, you're a real Don Juan, kid. What a lucky lady. And of course I'm referring to left.
[And seeing as there's no escaping this question:]
Sometimes I slam him against a wall, sometimes he slams me up against a table. Sometimes, we go crazy and try a bed for a change. It depends on how we're feeling that night.
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Date: 2016-01-15 03:20 pm (UTC)Instead, he deadpans:]
Wow, you're a real Don Juan, kid. What a lucky lady. And of course I'm referring to left.
[And seeing as there's no escaping this question:]
Sometimes I slam him against a wall, sometimes he slams me up against a table. Sometimes, we go crazy and try a bed for a change. It depends on how we're feeling that night.