I peaked on age-related wisdom before the Christ Child was born. It was all downhill from there.

[ Which is her way of saying she's been making it up this whole fucking time too, same as him.

A bit flatly, then: ]

And will someone please explain to me why the fuck everyone is so interested in whether I've fucked Rex or not? I've fucked about a dozen other people since I got here, and nobody ever asks me about them.