Babe, I'm pretty sure my husband has never handled a vagina before. [ Dryly: ] Not sure I want him fumbling around in the dark down there.
[ Funny though, how she says that with a twinge of something like affection instead of frustration. Sure, it's been a while since she's gotten laid and sure, she's doing a lot of self-maintenance right now, but she doesn't... Mind it as much as a person might think.
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Date: 2019-09-30 03:22 am (UTC)[ Funny though, how she says that with a twinge of something like affection instead of frustration. Sure, it's been a while since she's gotten laid and sure, she's doing a lot of self-maintenance right now, but she doesn't... Mind it as much as a person might think.
Oddly, she seems... Almost content with things. ]