Luckily for you, you get to see me break one of the most rigged carnival games.

[He pays the carny his money, then gets to work. Despite the rim size being smaller than is standard, and way too high for a standard basketball hoop, M sinks shot after shot, never missing or breaking his stride. The look on the poor carny's face by the time his time was up was worth it.]

You wanted the bean bag chair, right?