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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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[catchacold]

The rogues?

So far they can't seem to get over my face.

[heliophilic]

I meant specifically you, but yes let's go with the extended Flash family.

This the version of Central City where "murder grandpa" is just a manchild who can't dress himself?

[Until he was ported out M dated Cisco, so he knows way too much about this stuff.

If he'd known the Flash drama was this interesting, he would have gone on Flash-watching duty instead of Superman-watching duty back when he was in Stormwatch.]

[catchacold]

James Jesse? Something like that. He's chaotic, he loves killing and builds bombs. Terrorist. Not a fan, not my style.

So far I prefer this version. Although they don't dress that differently.

[heliophilic]

Pretty sure this one doesn't know how to tie his own shoes, so I'm pretty sure we're safe from him building a bomb. Can't say I can see him killing anyone either.

Has anyone told you yet that if you punch him he drops out toys?

[catchacold]

[What.]

...are you telling me that the Trickster is a human piñata?

[heliophilic]

I'm also telling you to avoid the Tiki Lounge in Heropa because "Leonard Snart" never paid his birthday tab--or for the damage his shetland pony made to said bar.

See, there's lots of perks to being my friend.

[catchacold]

Is that so? Maybe I'll have a reason to test that piñata.

Clearly you're great friend material. Can't wait to repay the favour. Ain't got a clue when your birthday's coming up, but I believe we have Thursday. Could celebrate that.

[heliophilic]

I'll be sure to shed the appropriate tear when he inevitably goes crying to the Network.

Don't have one as far as I know, so Thursday will do just fine. Just know that this time I'm the one not bringing my wallet.

How did you phrase it? "You're paying, in case that wasn't obvious. My birthday."

:)

[But if you stiff their bartender he's going to be pissed so bring someone's wallet, okay, Len?]

[catchacold]

I don't like people giving me a bad reputation. I prefer doing that myself.

Don't worry. I can pay for whatever damage you cause. And the drinks, I suppose.

[Someone else's wallet, of course. What do you take him for?]

[heliophilic]

Unlike you I can behave myself.

[catchacold]

Sure, you can. But why would you want to?

[heliophilic]

You're going to be a bad influence in my life, aren't you Mr. Snart?

[catchacold]

I've never aspired to be anything else.

But somehow I still don't hear you protesting.

[heliophilic]

Because I've already seen how this fight ends, and it doesn't look good for me.

[catchacold]

I always like when someone knows when to surrender. Saves time.

[heliophilic]

Don't get used to it

[catchacold]

Teach me better.

[heliophilic]

The night's still young.

[catchacold]

I've never been a good student, but there's always a first.

[heliophilic]

I've always wanted to try my hand at teaching.

[catchacold]

Starting to feel like we're just ticking things off a kink list.

[heliophilic]

Hope you have a thing for guys in leather.

[catchacold]

Too general.

Thing for you? That's more specific.

[heliophilic]

[Rather than reply, he just snaps a selfie of himself in his "work clothes"]

[catchacold]

Always nice to meet a professional.