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This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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Oh, come on. As if I'd do that to you. Where's the trust?

Just checking.

Also, tell me you've texted the right person by now.

Glad you're so concerned about where I put my candles. But yeah, they got the message.

Fired them up.

Hey at least one of us should have a fun night.

Besides, I need to know if it's worth it to set up my hidden camera.

That depends on how much you want a hidden camera shoved up your ass.

Your confidence that you'd catch me is charming.

Oh, don't pretend you'd not stop and bend over.

Only if you asked nicely.

You talk sweet and I forget what it's even about.

Good, my plan is working then. :)

You been sending any texts to the wrong people yet?

Someone came to highfive me for the half-naked picture of me they got sent. I didn't send it.

I'm not much of a texter.

I'm insulted you think I might have been the one to send it.

If that IS what you're implying.

Nah, it was the candle person. Just making sure it didn't get to you.

You don't got those kinda pictures.

"Candle person" have a name?

...That you know of.

He's even got a last name too.

Eh. I never undress, you'd need x-ray vision.