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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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[sidecars]

Do you know where to find me some bears?
Dick said if anyone could, it would be you

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[heliophilic]

[It takes him a while to reply, because he's laughing too hard to focus on the keys.]

I'm sure I could find you all kinds of bears.

[Oh if only you could see his grin right now, Bucky.]

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[sidecars]

Wow really?
Where do you find all these connections?

I only need one
Not huge, but intimidating
You know?
There might be wrestling involved too
Haven't exactly ironed out the details yet

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[heliophilic]

[Oh my godddddddddddddd]

I pride myself in having a wide array of assets

I have two choices
I can screw with you some more
Or I can tell you to google "Bear Slang"

Decisions decisions

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[sidecars]

What the hell are you talking about?
Look, do you have bear connections or not?

[sidecars]

OH MY GOD
I HATE BOTH OF YOU!!

[ He googled it. ]

[heliophilic]

I dunno, I think it might be more impressive if you wrestle that kind of bear

1/2

[sidecars]

My life's story is wrestling "bears" into submission!!
have you ever seen a Kraut?
Or a Russian?
Holy moley they are hairy sometimes
Although I don't know if they are actually gay or bisexual

2/2

[sidecars]

That's not even the point!
The point is!
An actual bear would be so much more impressive!

[heliophilic]

I see you've been taught the word bisexual

I'm pretty sure PETA would have something to say about you fighting an actual bear

Why not start small and wrestle a hedgehog?

[sidecars]

Dick taught me that one

Wow, no!
First off: Fuck you!
Second: They are too cute to wrestle

[heliophilic]

Did he now?

They're tiny pincushions.

[sidecars]

Yeah
Everyone's in play to sleep with
Talk about convenient!

With cute little faces!
No, I'm not wrestling a hedgehog, you monster

[heliophilic]

And here I am being super picky and only going after guys

Well I happen to think bears have cute little faces
Does that make you a monster for wanting to wrestle one?

[sidecars]

I'd dare say selfish even
You should stop that

THEY DO NOT HAVE CUTE FACES OH MY GOD
Stop texting
Right now

[heliophilic]

Look at that face Bucky
You want to punch that face
You're the monster

[sidecars]

Well now I didn't know you meant that kind!
Be more specific!
And I'd clearly wrestle an adult
They are less cute

[heliophilic]

[Now he sends a picture of a close-up of a man with a well-trimmed beard hiding a baby face.]

Oh I don't know
Still pretty cute

[sidecars]

You are
so
WEIRD >;(

Shit that was supposed to be without winking!

[heliophilic]

I'm pretty sure you sent it right the first time

;)

[sidecars]

No! Don't you wink at me!!

[heliophilic]

;)

;)

;)

[sidecars]

[ Bucky puts his lessons from Dick into use. ]

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻!!!!

[heliophilic]

:D

[sidecars]

>:T