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This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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Well, let's leave it that way, shall we?

Oh no. Changed my mind. I'd like my """boyfriend""" back now, please.

It can only be attributable to human error.

You are such an ass.

And yet you wanted to wish me a happy National Boyfriend Day.

That's really on you.

How was I supposed to know you'd get all Kubrick over me wanting an extra kiss?

It was only going to be a quick reference, but then you had to go and challenge me like that.

So... we're still on for the extra kiss, right?

I've already placed an order to Red Garden.

This is officially the best National """Boyfriend""" Day ever.

You put any more quotes around boyfriend and I will start quoting HAL again and eat your portion of the meal.

Let me know when National Partner Day is and I'll happily celebrate that one with no airquotes at all.

Get over here you old gay.

Kids these days.

Door.