heliophilic | IC Inbox

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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It might be a bit of wishful thinking on my end.

Regretting not coming to the party yet?

I'm pretty sure teenagers don't want two adults heavy petting in the corner.

So no.

Not teenagers, but good point.

So come back soon.

🍆😏😉

Eggplant??

That's it, you're getting nothing from me now.

I can't believe I've fallen for an old man.

No, no, no. You knew what you were signing up to.

Well you've officially killed the mood.

It's a penis, Apollo.

It's the internet's way of telling their lovers they're horny.

Are you satisfied?

God, really? I probably should have guessed. Kids nowadays...

You really have ruined the mood.

Sorry. Would you like to talk about your ass a bit more, would that help?

You started it.

AND you ended it.