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This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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So you don't have any hobbies?

Punching people is a hobby, and one I'm extremely fond of.

[ He laughs, light and amused. He's never known anyone quite so fond of violence, but somehow it's almost endearing on M. If a little intense. ]

At least you punch people who deserve it.

Yeah well as long as I'm a man-shaped Mongoose I might as well point myself at man-shaped Vipers.

[He doesn't consider what he does heroic. He yearns for violence, but he just refuses to give into it blindly.]

Better than being a viper yourself, right?

There's a very thin line between viper and mongoose.

[ He can't help trying to lighten the mood a little, and M can probably easily picture the hint of smartass grin on his face. ]

Taxonomically speaking, they're pretty different.

[M snorts. He can absolutely picture it.]

Oh, sure, bring science into this.

Oh, science was already here. It's omnipresent.

Everything's going to be science with you, isn't it?

Hey, that's what you get when you date a scientist.

My mistake.

I'll be sure to date a supermodel next time. Then the only sparkling dialogue they can provide is about themselves.

Well, I mean, if that's what you're into...

What, you going to start talking entirely about yourself now?

I could! Be careful what you wish for.

And what would that sound like exactly?

Let me guess, it would involve science.

You guess correctly, dude. Science, movies, and dinosaur chicken nuggets.

You and those damn nuggets.

[Can you hear his intense head shaking? Can you?!?]

[ He laughs. ]

Maybe I can be convinced to talk about bratwurst instead.

Bratwurst can be one of my favorite kinds of conversation.

Man, I still can't believe I didn't pick up on that innuendo when we were at Georg's.

You're lucky you're so cute, or that would have been a dealbreaker.

It's true, I'm adorable.

You're also proud.

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