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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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[h2no]

THIS PUNISHMENT IS TOO MUCH.

[heliophilic]

Water you going to dew about it?

[h2no]

FOR SHORE I'M GONNA BOAT OVER AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR THAT.

[heliophilic]

Unfortunately for you I'm turtlely tide up for the rest of the day.

[h2no]

ALL WASHED UP ALREADY, HUH? CAN'T EVEN SAND ON ONE LEG.

[heliophilic]

Whale... it's more like I don't have time to pond-er water puns all day, even if it appeirs that you do.

[h2no]

ARE YOU GETTING TIDE ALREADY?
YOU HAVE A UNIQUE CARPPROACH, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
YOU'RE COMING OFF AS A REAL INTELLECSHOAL.

[heliophilic]

"Tide?" That shore is you breaching to make a pun.

Though if you keep going aboat complimenting me you're going to sea me get a little flushed.

[h2no]

YOU PROBUBBLY WILL, OAR I'LL BE DISEAPPOINTED.
THOUGH YOU'RE STARTING TO RAIN AMOK WITH THESE.

[heliophilic]

"Rain Amok"? And you're still trying to float around that I'm drifting out to sea, Arch? Stop foaming at the mouth with that nonsense.

If you'd like, I'll gladly concede defeat to save your fragile male ego from further embarrassment.

[h2no]

(YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME AT THIS AND I HATE IT)

[heliophilic]

(I'm better at almost everything. Computer brain. Don't take it personally.)

[h2no]

AND I BET YOU'RE SMILING VERY SWEETLY AS YOU SAY THAT.

[heliophilic]

What?

Me?

Never.

:):):)