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This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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That is not what I ordered.

How could they have gotten it so wrong?

So you DON'T think I'm a good girl?

If that's how you want to self identify, far be it for me to stop you.

So what were you really going for then?

Just a simple thank you, for all the help you've given me.
It was supposed to be one of those little cactuses that are easy to care for.

You're a good kid, Bean.

I appreciate the sentiment either way.

Would have been a better gift if they'd sent the emossin thing I paid for.

I like to think they delivered your true feelings to me, kiddo.

Don't hold your breath.

Luckily I don't have to breathe, then.

Edited 2020-03-08 19:19 (UTC)

Wait. Really?

Not indefinitely like Apollo seems to be able to, but long enough to make sure you pass out well before I do.

Then I guess I won't hold MY breath.

Fair.