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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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he isn't checking who he's texting, sounds Mick enough

[catchacold]

I have to show some patriotism or it's off to the Soviets.

Could have fooled me.

[heliophilic]

Better dead than red, I always say.

It wasn't my intention to fool anyone. I always thought we were on the same page.

[catchacold]

Are you having a straight day?

[heliophilic]

Is that some kind of new slang?

[catchacold]

...

Funny story. Guess who none of this was meant for? You.

Sorry about that.

[heliophilic]

[Well that... makes more sense.]

Whoever it was for is a lucky guy.

And I'm sure he's got a better answer for you than I did.

[catchacold]

I gotta find less patriotic candles now.

Hey, there's no one I'd rather accidentally sext than you.

[heliophilic]

Look at you finding the silver lining in this. Glad I could help.

I'm sure you say that to all your stalkers.

[catchacold]

Nah, the others all have less class and more dick pics.

[Are there actually stalkers? Who knows.]

[heliophilic]

Your dick or theirs?

[Because he's going to be very insulted if you're sending out dick pics to other stalkers. He thought they were stalker-exclusive.]

[catchacold]

Oh, come on. As if I'd do that to you. Where's the trust?

[heliophilic]

Just checking.

Also, tell me you've texted the right person by now.

[catchacold]

Glad you're so concerned about where I put my candles. But yeah, they got the message.

Fired them up.

[heliophilic]

Hey at least one of us should have a fun night.

Besides, I need to know if it's worth it to set up my hidden camera.

[catchacold]

That depends on how much you want a hidden camera shoved up your ass.

[heliophilic]

Your confidence that you'd catch me is charming.

[catchacold]

Oh, don't pretend you'd not stop and bend over.

[heliophilic]

Only if you asked nicely.

[catchacold]

You talk sweet and I forget what it's even about.

[heliophilic]

Good, my plan is working then. :)

[catchacold]

You been sending any texts to the wrong people yet?

Someone came to highfive me for the half-naked picture of me they got sent. I didn't send it.

[heliophilic]

I'm not much of a texter.

I'm insulted you think I might have been the one to send it.

If that IS what you're implying.

[catchacold]

Nah, it was the candle person. Just making sure it didn't get to you.

You don't got those kinda pictures.

[heliophilic]

"Candle person" have a name?

...That you know of.

[catchacold]

He's even got a last name too.

Eh. I never undress, you'd need x-ray vision.