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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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[h2no]

you are my most precious hoe i love oyou
pbj good
what were u up 2?

[heliophilic]

Oh Archie, I'm sure you say that to all of your hoes too.

I never said anything about jelly.

And I punched someone's spleen open. It was a good night.

[h2no]

no just this sweet lad called m
hell yeah
i have an update


i am





wit h child

[heliophilic]

Congratulations.

Who is the lucky lad to knock you up?

[h2no]

my ass was impregnated by no man
hes 14

[heliophilic]

Well that had to hurt.

[h2no]

I DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO HIM IM GONNA PUKE A THE IDEA

no he already existed you VILE HOE did not come out of me

[heliophilic]

Well that's a shame.

Do you talk to your kid with that mouth?

[h2no]

yeah he swears a lot more now because of me

[heliophilic]

See? You're a horrible influence.

[h2no]

better he learn it from me

[heliophilic]

Tsk tsk tsk just laziness.

[h2no]

i will seduce you and make you share the work

[heliophilic]

Why would I want to watch your shitty kid?

[h2no]

bc ur my hoe and i lov u

[h2no]

jk i dont want that
i am however hving
an existential crisis? i think
abt
this

[heliophilic]

I'm pretty sure the first rule of parenthood is that you don't know what you're doing.

But I'm really not the best person to ask.

Have you talked to Apollo? He's a dad.

[h2no]

i will talk 2 him later u are my better hoe to ask
sun hoe later

[heliophilic]

Better because I have 0 child-rearing skills? ;)

[h2no]

yes
u dont judge me

[heliophilic]

Oh, it's far too late for that request.

But I'll hang out with you anyway.