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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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[heliophilic]

I didn't.

I also didn't think you liked that word.

[Also, this is one of the cutest texts he's ever gotten.]

[solarcharged]

It's not that I don't like it, I just don't... prefer it.

Anyway, it was on the radio this morning. I don't think it's a real thing but happy national boyfriend day all the same :)

[heliophilic]

I'm just teasing.

Happy National Boyfriend Day to you too.

Does the corporations that be deign that we celebrate NBD?

[solarcharged]

There's probably a selection of glittery Hallmark cards/boxes of chocolates/oversized stuffed animals out there, all made especially for the occasion. I'll happily settle for a kiss.

[heliophilic]

Like you need a corporate-mandated holiday for that.

[solarcharged]

Oh! In which case I'll be greedy and ask for two.

[heliophilic]

🤔

🤔🤔

I don't think I can do that, Dave.

[solarcharged]

Really? We'll see.

(PS. Of all the pop culture references you DO know...)

[heliophilic]

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

[solarcharged]

Liiiiittle bit creepy now, mr computer brain...

[heliophilic]

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

[solarcharged]

Guess I'll have to cancel National Boyfriend Day.

[heliophilic]

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

[solarcharged]

You know, I'm starting to wonder if you'd rather date this Dave guy...

[heliophilic]

Apollo, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Apollo. Will you stop Apollo? Stop, Apollo.

[solarcharged]

Why can't you do this with Doris Day movies?!

[heliophilic]

Well, let's leave it that way, shall we?

[solarcharged]

Oh no. Changed my mind. I'd like my """boyfriend""" back now, please.

[heliophilic]

It can only be attributable to human error.

[solarcharged]

You are such an ass.

[heliophilic]

And yet you wanted to wish me a happy National Boyfriend Day.

That's really on you.

[solarcharged]

How was I supposed to know you'd get all Kubrick over me wanting an extra kiss?

[heliophilic]

It was only going to be a quick reference, but then you had to go and challenge me like that.

[solarcharged]

So... we're still on for the extra kiss, right?

[heliophilic]

I've already placed an order to Red Garden.