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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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[heliophilic]

How rude, excluding one of my mad science-perfected cheeks like that.

[solarcharged]

Liar. THOSE cheeks are entirely natural. No scientific augmentation needed.

[heliophilic]

I'm sorry to disappoint, but both left and right got the same carbon fiber treatment as the rest of me.

[solarcharged]

Really? Kind of soft for carbon fiber.

[heliophilic]

Gotta keep my flexibility.

[solarcharged]

Oh, is that what we're calling it? Keeping up your flexibility...

[heliophilic]

What would you prefer to call it?

[solarcharged]

I'll tell you myself in about two hours time.

[heliophilic]

When you're grabbing it, I hope.

[solarcharged]

You know me too well.

[heliophilic]

It might be a bit of wishful thinking on my end.

[solarcharged]

Regretting not coming to the party yet?

[heliophilic]

I'm pretty sure teenagers don't want two adults heavy petting in the corner.

So no.

[solarcharged]

Not teenagers, but good point.

[heliophilic]

So come back soon.

🍆😏😉

[solarcharged]

Eggplant??

[heliophilic]

That's it, you're getting nothing from me now.

I can't believe I've fallen for an old man.

[solarcharged]

No, no, no. You knew what you were signing up to.

[heliophilic]

Well you've officially killed the mood.

It's a penis, Apollo.

It's the internet's way of telling their lovers they're horny.

Are you satisfied?

[solarcharged]

God, really? I probably should have guessed. Kids nowadays...

[heliophilic]

You really have ruined the mood.

[solarcharged]

Sorry. Would you like to talk about your ass a bit more, would that help?

[heliophilic]

You started it.

AND you ended it.