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[heliophilic]

This is M. I'm most likely out punching someone. Don't worry, they deserve it.

Probably.

I'll call you back later.

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[heliophilic]

Are you going to actually listen to instruction and heal up?

[fauxmarth]

Well, if I don't...then I'll never surpass you, will I? I'm not sure shortcuts will do me any favors here, M.

[heliophilic]

You'd be surprised how many people don't think like that.

I'm a horrible patient, but I can also afford to be.

[fauxmarth]

I'll be glad for your sake, then. I'm not sure I could imagine you laid up in bed for days with just plants and magazines for company.

[heliophilic]

Has anyone brought a movie over for you yet?

[fauxmarth]

Not that I've seen. [beat.] I take it you have suggestions?

[heliophilic]

If you're a fan of fights and explosions. Yes.

[fauxmarth]

I should've guessed.

I'll accept what you have to offer.

[heliophilic]

This is about you, not me.

I've got assets who I go to if I need pop culture explained to me. I'll find something else.

[fauxmarth]

Assets? What about just friends with more know-how? Or is that what you call them?

[heliophilic]

I'm still relatively new to the concept of friends.

[fauxmarth]

Really...? So, does that make me less a friend and more a...[an asset?] A what?

[heliophilic]

[M shakes his head.]

No, you're a friend.

Assets are more... People who call me when they need something. Or I call when I need them.

[fauxmarth]

[a thoughtful sound.]

Allies? Aides? [these are softer terms, she thinks. USE THEM!!]

[heliophilic]

No one in my asset network is disillusioned to think our relationship is anything other than transactional.


And I believe we were discussing movies?

[fauxmarth]

Right-- forgive me. Ah...well. I...haven't seen very many, but...anything with a happy ending seems like a good start.

[heliophilic]

I just don't want you thinking that I'm taking advantage of these people.

Or that I don't take contributions lightly.

What about books? What kind of genres do you gravitate towards?

[fauxmarth]

[there's a few little stumbled attempts to cut in and apologize for the inferences, but those get talked over in regard to books.]

Ah--books? Um. Let's see...when's the last time I... [...oh. right. when Leo was here.

a beat.]

Tales of good and brave warriors. Protectors. Ones where evil is justly punished and good rewarded.

[heliophilic]

Got it.

You free in about a half hour?

[fauxmarth]

I'm trapped in a hospital bed for the foreseeable future; I can almost guarantee I'll be free.

[heliophilic]

Hey I don't know what your visitation schedule's like.

Tell me the name of the hospital and I'll be there.

[fauxmarth]

[she chuckles.]

It's just outside of Maurtia Falls. I'm told it has blue lights on the outside? But if that's true, I haven't seen it myself.

[heliophilic]

[In about a half hour, M shows up to the very vaguely-described hospital with a cloth bag. Inside are several DVDS, among them:

- The Princess Bride (he was assured this was a classic)
- The Three Musketeers (the one he was told "doesn't suck")
- The Mark of Zorro (if only M knew the irony)
- Joan (a recent release following Joan of Arc's fight against the English army, without the depressing burning at the stake parts and lots of fictionalized action)
and
- 150 (an all-female 300, only with less sexism and no homosexual undertones, because these filmmakers aren't cowards, so it's all overtones. He was assured it was very gay.)]

If you have a TV in here, great. If not, we can see if I can't sweet-talk one of the nurses into letting me borrow you.

[fauxmarth]

Oh, my...

[thank goodness the bed's already inclined so sitting up in surprise doesn't result in surprise pain.

she gazes down at the bounty dumped on her lap, not wholly processing it all but still delighted nonetheless because company.

beaming at him:] You've brought a treasure trove, M. Thank you! I'm glad to see you again.

[heliophilic]

Like I said, I might not know pop culture but I do know people with great taste.

[He occupies the seat beside her.]

And it's good to see you again too. I see that if I want to hang out with you, I have to tie you to some kind of heavy furniture.